Thursday, November 8, 2007

Out of Africa

A preacher, Gibert Deya a self proclaimed bishop has been a bad man. He ran a ministry in Kenya. Occasionally a loyal follower in his flock would hope for a miracle in the form of a child. Well, mister Deya would provide that miracle. He finally got arrested for child stealing when rumors and whispers brought the law to his home in Nairobi to find 5 children there. Deya and his loving bride claimed that the children were their own. Sadly, the Deya's hadn't heard of DNA tests. Ah, but don't you just love modern science. As it turned out none of the kids were the Deyas'. Can you say 'busted?' The wife has been arrested. Deya somehow got his backside to London where his lawyers are fighting extradition. The Kenyans want the miracle bishop to come home and face the miracle music. It looks as though Deya's lawyers are going to lose this one because the best foot they've put forward is: The Kenya prisons don't meet extradition standards. Sorry fellas but that is pretty thin. In fact, Kenyans if you can hear me just promise the British barristers that you promise to sweep out his cell and put in a fresh roll of t.p. before the low life baby snatcher comes home. And mister Deya you of all people know that you are going to a better place at the end of the day so why not just go home and do your time. Heck, you can even 'born yourself again', or start up a congregation inside or perform miracles on all of the bruises you'll be getting from all of the inmates who don't take kindly to phony bishop child-nappers.

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